it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh
r u sure pussy-destroyer3000
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
OMG I AM THE GRUMPUS
I’m the why am I awake most of the time, other times I am the last one, lol.
I’m actually a morning person. Except I’m not “super chirpy” I’m just in a good mood haa
So this happened on facebook today….
British boys ❤️
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.
I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks
are these fall out boy songs